I'm an American

I’m an American, so I can exercise my freedom without responsibility.

I’m an American, so I can eat and drink crap and not exercise and expect excellent free health care.

I’m an American, so I can put my wants ahead of your needs.

I’m an American, so I can expect others to work cheap to support a better life for me.

I’m an American, so I can choose not to vote but still have my representatives be responsive to my needs.

I’m an American, so I have a right to carry my AK-47 in bars, churches and schools.

I’m an American, so I have the right to be as ignorant as I want.