Wednesday, July 8, 2020

Make America Confederate Again

Donald Trump’s new slogan: Make America Confederate Again

He is collecting old Confederate flags to be sewn into a ball gown for Melania to wear at the 2021 Inauguration Ball.

He has ordered that all statues of Confederate generals be moved to Mar-al-Lago, where they will mark the golf course tee offs.

He remembers reading somewhere that Gen. Robert E. Lee rode all the way to Gettysburg on his famous horse Tonto, and the crowd was the biggest in American history up until that time.

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