Here I am slogging my way to 75, and I haven’t yet achieved
fame. Desperation is leading me to these options. Help me decide.
(a) Jump on the stage in a scanty pair of leather panties
and start rapping.
(b) Write a tell-all expose of my liaisons with Donald Trump
and his cabinet.
(c) Become an active member of Pussy Riot.
(d) Swim the English Channel with children’s water wings.
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