Tuesday, October 23, 2018

Slogging to 75

Here I am slogging my way to 75, and I haven’t yet achieved fame. Desperation is leading me to these options. Help me decide.

(a) Jump on the stage in a scanty pair of leather panties and start rapping.

(b) Write a tell-all expose of my liaisons with Donald Trump and his cabinet.

(c) Become an active member of Pussy Riot.

(d) Swim the English Channel with children’s water wings.

(e) Sculpt my body in preparation for a role in the next Marvel Comics hero movie.

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