Campus Survey
Name one member of Phi Beta Kappa on your campus.
Duh.
Duh.
Name one Rhodes Scholar on your campus.
Duh.
Duh.
Name one member of the basketball team.
Oh, wait. I can name all ten.
Oh, wait. I can name all ten.
Name one student heading to Harvard for a PhD in biochemistry.
Duh.
Duh.
Name the captain of the football team.
Oh, that’s easy.
Oh, that’s easy.
Who has the highest salary, the College President, the Governor of the State or the Head Football Coach?
The Head Football Coach?
The Head Football Coach?
What is your average donation to the college scholarship fund?
$15.
$15.
Do you have season basketball tickets?
Sure, doesn’t everybody?
Sure, doesn’t everybody?
What was your favorite college course?
The History of Rock and Roll.
The History of Rock and Roll.
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