Tuesday, February 21, 2017

FNN news alert

Based on a Fox News report, President Trump has identified a new Muslim terrorist strategy. Fox reports that Muslims have killed over 10,000 people in Stockholm with arsenic-laced Swedish meatballs.
As a result, President Trump has signed an executive order banning all meatballs from entering the US, and has appointed Martha Stewart as Consultant to the President on Meatball Terrorism.   

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