Sunday, October 2, 2016

Why I'll never be a celebrity

1.     I refuse to get my teeth straightened and whitened.

2.     My pectorals are flat.

3.     I was only good looking for one week in 1961.

4.     I won't sell my integrity for money.

5.     I don't feed off stupid people.

6.     If I act like an ass, it's for a noble cause.

7.     I have no interest in style.

8.     I won't hype anything I don't believe in.

9.     I already have enough money.

10.   I don't look good in leather, sequins, spandex or breast cones.

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