Today's news

What do you do when today's newspaper informs you that;

--The Calvin Klein Collection offers an aged denim jacket for $995

--Men's chest hair is not in and waxed chests are out

--Four toddlers in a week kill themselves with guns

--You can take an alligator wrestling course in Colorado for $100

--Olympic water athletes will be expected to compete in polluted waters off Rio de Janiero

--A symphony orchestra performed Bach in a Roman ampitheater amidst ruins destroyed by the Taliban