On this Valentine’s Day, in an unprecedented bipartisan effort, the US Congress has passed, and the President has signed legislation, creating the Department of Love. The Department of Love will oversee the implementation of the Armed Forces of Love. Every American, upon turning 16, must report for love training, followed at 18 by a 2-year term of service in the Armed Forces of Love.
Service in the Armed Forces of Love will be guarantee either an annual salary plus cash bonus or an annual salary plus support for college tuition. Any member reaching the rank of Captain of Love will receive an additional pay bonus.
Candidates are currently being considered for the position of Secretary of Love
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