Four simple solutions

 Four simple solutions to complex problems:

1. Replace every gun law with one that says: “In order to own a gun, you must show proof that you belong to a militia as meant by the Second Amendment when it was written.”

2. No parent can criticize the content of a school’s curriculum unless they have first passed the 9th grade proficiency test.

3. Everywhere the word “sex” appears, replace it with “love.” So sex trade becomes love trade and sex appeal becomes love appeal. Thus we get love harassment, love worker, etc.

4. To deal with racism, just take the tern “race” off the table. With ancestry/DNA, intermingling and intermarriage, race is an outmoded concept anyway. That will put it all down to morality and equality.