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Melania’s wardrobe now worth more than Trump Tower.
Ivanka and Jared offer to fund statues of themselves for Central Park. Offer turned down immediately.
Rudy Guiliani given lifetime membership to Mar-a-Lago as a caddie.
Donald Trump has nominated himself for the Nobel Peace Prize, Time Magazine Man of the Year, the Medal of Freedom, the Legion of Honor and a Wheaties Box.
Don, Jr. has signed a contract to be a Calvin Klein underwear model.
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