Last bit of nonsense. I promise.
Santa brings presents
And lots of good cheer
He loves all the cookies
And bottles of beer
But he does so much more
When he comes for a visit
You’re probably thinking
So tell me what is it
Well, down through the chimney
And up in a flash
He cleans out the chimney
Of soot, cinder and trash
While the reindeer are waiting
In the garden they poop
To fertilize the veggies
That will go in our soup
If a shingle is loose
He’ll tap it down too
And cleared snow from the driveway
As away that he flew
When he stops for a gas up
He’ll buy some beef jerky
And some snacks for the reindeer
Cause their diet is quirky
He supports local business
With his time and his money
And that’s why dear Santa
Is a helpful old honey
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