New services in 2020

 New services available in 2020

 

Beautiful Virtual You

Tired of that aged look? Disgusted with those wrinkles and sagging skin? Want a young vibrant look? COVID has kept you isolated. Friends have forgotten what you look like.

So let us create a new you. Send us a recent photo, and we will return a you with clear, radiant skin, beautiful long lashes, full lips and a neck to die for. This image will be yours to distribute freely. The Beautiful Virtual You is the you you deserve.

 

Spotless

We’re all human aren’t we? We all have those annoying little transgressions that follow us through life. Well, now, with our help, your life slate can be Spotless again. We’ll research the necessary government files and business and school records. For you, we’ll even do some hacking if we have to wipe get your record clean. Anything to make you Spotless.

We all deserve a fresh start.

 

You Rediscovered

Need a new identity? Tired of that old financial and emotional rut you’re in? If the FBI can create new identities for criminals, we can do it for you. Just fill out our personal interests survey, and let us do the rest. We will present three complete scenarios for you to choose from. Once you make your final choice, we will take care of the rest—transportation, documents, living arrangements and even a starter job.

Make that fantasy life come real.

 

Torso Tonsure

Men, you’ve replaced that unsightly bald head with a new head of thick curly hair. But what about that embarrassingly bald chest? You know you’ve always admired those men with virile hairy chests, so now you can have one of your own.

Just go to our website to chose from among the 200 chest hair patterns available. Once you make your choice we will send you all the necessary ingredients and instructions you need.

Imagine how proud you will be to emerge from COVID lockdown as a new man.