The Style section of yesterday’s NY Times discussed a spa for men that had recently opened in California. It was essentially a glorified man cave, with amenities like poker and young female attendants. Men could wait there in preparation for procedures like liposuction and tummy tucks.
One man selected a procedure that for $6000 would add additional girth to his penis. Since I am retired with nothing better to do, I came up with some questions to ponder.
How many individuals exactly would ever see this new $6000 penis?
How long did it take the doctor to get used to holding and injecting penises?
How many yachts does the doctor own?
Did this man give his penis a new more macho name after the procedure?
How often each day does he take a selfie with his improved member?
Does he get a discount if he refers friends to the doctor for the same procedure?
Does he also get pubic hair implants to make his tuft tuftier?
Is the result for him a lifelong dream come true?
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