Monday, December 18, 2017

Hollywood adjectives

It’s time. In fact, it’s way overdue. I need some of those Hollywood adjectives for myself: excellent, riveting, masterful, uniquely original, magnificent, beyond compare. So, let’s go. Heap them on me: magical, visionary, one of a kind, radical, exceptional, bombastic, thrilling, perfection at its best, scintillating. It would make me feel so much better about myself. So give me some of: courageous, mind-bending, grandiose, performance of a lifetime, ravishing, work for the ages, incomparable, fabulous, hot, jubilant, lavish, opulent, quintessential, sensational, triumphant, wunderbar.
Gee, now I feel so much better.

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