How to turn art into wallpaper:

1. First, of course, is to put a barn, a sunset or a pot of geraniums in it.

2. Make the art less interesting and less well-designed than the wallpaper.

3. Put the art in a gallery packed with coutouriad, wine-sipping, chit-chatters.

4. Replace the art with posters of the art.

5. Select art that has a short shelf life.

6. Select art that is pleasant, but has nothing to say.