I like to shop. No, I love to shop. In fact, Black Friday is my favorite national holiday. I don’t mind the lines, just a social experience for me. I try to get there early to get the best deals, and I’ve never gotten even a bruise. I’ve learned how to spend money to save money, and my imitation snakeskin coupon purse is brimming over. I’ve developed numerous strategies for getting what I want when I want it, but always at a bargain price.
Shopping makes me happy, especially knowing it’s America’s favorite pastime, and I’m helping make America great again. Eventually I’ll pay off the debt.
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