Sunday, November 12, 2017

Products for the contemporary male

New products for the contemporary male:
Dick Docs
Dick Docs is a wallet-sized pad of contracts, legal in all 50 states, that once signed, is a legal sexual consent agreement. Dick docs is convenient, accessible and brings peace of mind.
C-belt
C-best is the modern male chastity belt. C-belts come in different sizes, colors and styles. They expand with erections and have a digital lock, which can only be unlocked by the owner’s sex addiction sponsor.
The Stunning Fleshlight
The Stunning Fleshlight is enhanced with a miniature taser that puts out a small stun during masturbation to train the offending member to curb its enthusiasm. It is approved for use by the American Psychosexual Research Council.
These products will all be available before Christmas and can be found in the Personal Sexual Devices section of Amazon or at any neighborhood Walgreen’s store.

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