Donald Trump becomes the first president to drive the inauguration route in a solid gold limo.
He gives gold pated coins with his image on them to all at the inaugural balls.
Trump refuses to ride on Air Force One since it does not have gold bathroom fixtures like his personal jet does.
Trump turns the White House bowling alley into a casino.
On a prod from Putin, Trump challenge all heads of state at the G8 Summit to go bare chested.
Angele Merkel declines.
Ivana Trump proposes legislation that would allow all poor women to choose between vouchers for food stamps and vouchers for botox treatments.
No disabled people are invited to the first State of the Union address for fear President Trump might make fun of them.
President Trump and VP Christie hold first cabinet meeting. Attending are Rubio and Cruz. No one else would agree to serve in the cabinet. They share stories of whom they most despise.
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