Hallmarks of a Trump presidency:
Trump and Putin arm wrestle, bare chested, for who gets Ukraine.
All laws making bullying punishable are rescinded.
Those who voted for Trump stage mass suicides.
Those who didn't vote for Trump emigrate to Europe or Canada.
All Muslims are rounded up and shipped to Guantanamo.
To consolidate support, all Republicans are given free memberships to all Trump sports and entertainment properties. And all Republicans accept.
A white supremacist is appointed to the Supreme Court.
The bankruptcy laws are expanded to protect wealthy individuals and businesses.
Mrs. Trump, as first lady, takes on the cause of designer jewelry and spike heels for all poor women.
Chris Christie becomes Vice-President and then President upon Trumps's assassination.
Trump replaces the White House bowing alley with a casino open only to white men.
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