Wednesday, March 30, 2016

Ask Mr. Manliness

Dear Mr. Manliness,
I want to become a manly writer of manly things. But right now I have only a boring little life. I was thinking about taking up bull fighting, cage fighting, demolition derby or Xtreme biking. Which do you think I should try?
--Longing to be a  man

Dear Longing to be a man,
Any of those would would certainly work. But my favorites are underwater demolition and underwear modeling.
--Mr. Manliness

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