Introducing Bill and Mary

Dear Bill,

I like your mother mostly, but she uses “fuck” an awful lot.

Love,

Mary

Dear Mary,

I say “No!” to cosmetic surgery. A handful is enough for me. Save the money to pay off your student loans.

Love,

Bill

Dear Bill,

Did we have sex last night? I can’t remember.

Love,

Mary

Dear Mary,

Who hates me most? Your mother or your father?

Love,

Bill

Dear Bill,

Your mother called today to remind you to bring the urine sample. She said to make sure the cap is on tight this time.

Love,

Mary

Dear Mary,

I think those 3 credits in Ritual Tribal Dancing should transfer. If you can’t find the course description, couldn’t you just do a few steps for the Dean?

Love,

Bill