Doggie

 Exciting news from the Daily Doggie Gazette

--Panera will soon open a chain of doggie restaurants called Canira. These dog-only eateries will feature fresh meals for your best friend. Eat in or take out are options, with meals for your meat eating or vegan dog. A selection of dog treats is also available.

--Is your favorite doggie pet pregnant. Let us at Canine Creations plan your dog’s gender reveal party. We will plan snacks and beverages, party favors and decorations. We will also invite friends, family and potential puppy adopters.

--You know attending military boarding school made you the man you are. So why not send your beloved dog to a one-month boarding experience at Barksdale Academy. We will train your dog in security procedures, to follow commands and to stand on his hind legs and salute.