Saturday, October 29, 2022

Absurdity World

 Come visit the newest Orlando attraction: ABSURDITY WORLD

You’ll be greeted by mascot of the Trump family. Ride the Elon Musk roller coaster. Test your skills as the Mitch McConnell look-alike tries to block every move you make. Take the Republican Fright Ride with the scary Kevin McCarthy, Jim Jordan, Marjorie Taylor-Green and Herschel Walker figures. Play games on the midway, where you can win Ron de Santis and Marco Rubio bobble heads and Ak-47’s. Win prizes if you guess Clarence Thomas’ weight. And, of course, the Second Amendment Turkey Shoot.
ABSURDITY WORLD is good family fun.

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