Monday, May 30, 2022

Second Coming Day 2

 The Second Coming…Day two

Jesus is resurrected, witnessed by teenagers high on something, grandmothers walking their grandchildren to school and a former atheist

Jesus brings all the children murdered in mass shootings back to life and gives all the Republican senators leprosy

Jesus addresses the Anti-Defamation League, saying that he holds no grudges against the Jews and no one else should

Jesus sends a letter to the American Catholic Bishops reminding them of the commitment, intelligence, compassion and organizational skills of Church women and tells them he wants an answer by tomorrow

Jesus notes that his skin is pretty damn brown

Jesus plays bingo at the local church hall and doesn’t win anything


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