The Second Coming…Day two
Jesus is resurrected, witnessed by teenagers high on something, grandmothers walking their grandchildren to school and a former atheist
Jesus brings all the children murdered in mass shootings back to life and gives all the Republican senators leprosy
Jesus addresses the Anti-Defamation League, saying that he holds no grudges against the Jews and no one else should
Jesus sends a letter to the American Catholic Bishops reminding them of the commitment, intelligence, compassion and organizational skills of Church women and tells them he wants an answer by tomorrow
Jesus notes that his skin is pretty damn brown
Jesus plays bingo at the local church hall and doesn’t win anything
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