Lockdown lingers, so I gotta stay busy. Yep, a new projects list.
1. Make a dried flower portrait of Dr. Anthony Fauci
2. Research the puberty rituals of Arctic tribes
3. Make an album of all the golf course shots of Trump’s fat ass
4. Knit sweaters for the squirrels in my yard
5. Memorize the speeches of Joe Namath and Tom Selleck in their commercials
6. Rename all the dogs that appear on my facebook page
7. Make some prank calls: Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
8. Polish my candelabra
9. Rewash all my used plastic bags
10. Make up a sonnet to rival Shakespeare’s
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