Friday, June 26, 2020

Bananas

As a proud American, I thought I was lucky that I could get my free book on mesothelioma and could hope that Kelly Clarkson would appear in my kitchen. Just two examples of how much I am cared about and how much my needs are anticipated.

But now, as a male always in search of my maleness, I can buy underwear that’s temperature controlled and bulge enhancing. Finally I can stop buying all those bananas.

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