Friday, May 8, 2020

Corona to do list

Well, I successfully completed my first round of tasks during the corona lockdown. So I decided to make another list.

1. Learn everything I can about North Dakota.
2. Order my free book on Mesothelioma.
3. Take care of that sagging area under my chin.
4. Count the number of hairs on one leg—haven’t decided which leg yet.
5. Write down all the regrets I have.
6. Make some suggestions for a corona vaccine and send them to the NIH.
7. Start a Joe Burrow memory book.
8. Draw some pictures of puppies.
9. Binge watch all the episodes of Twilight Zone.
10. Memorize the sequence of nucleotides in my own DNA.

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