Tuesday, November 22, 2016

One sentence biographies

A divorced father of three sits alone  in a small coffee shop.

A single mother watches a soap opera before the children come home from school.

Twins in matching pajamas pull one another's hair in the bed they share.

An  85 year old woman strains to read a large print copy of her favorite romance novel.

A depressed man is embarrassed in front of the prostitute because he can't get an erection.

A plumber secretly slips a ruby ring into his pocket while the toilet is test flushing.

A teenage boy stops attending high school because he has no beard and his acne is severe.

Two friends break out in a fight over a woman neither of them really loves.

A black man in the gym demonstrates weight lifting techniques to two white boys.

An elderly man stumbles on the sidewalk twisting his knee and waiting for help.

A dancer feels her body failing but still chooses pain and injury.

A professor closes the door and moves toward the student who never speaks up in class.

A family walks out of the motel, shuts the door, hops in the car and drives off without the baby.

A movie climber loses his grip and hangs precariously by the rope while his partner tries to figure out what to do.

A middle aged man has a threesome because he can, but it turns out to be disappointing.

A priest hears a routine confession but it means something because it's his thousandth.

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