He took up tap dancing because he thought it would be good exercise, lots of fun and a chance to annoy the hell out of his wife, who lived by the principles of just so.
He climbed the tree, wet his pants at the top, had to be rescued by his dad and continued to wet his pants throughout his life.
She tucked her ample breasts into her dress and went in search of admirers; and when she found one, that was one more thing to scratch off her bucket list.
At Thanksgiving dinner all the food was delicious, so she couldn't figure out why they all left the table despising one another more than they already did.
Though it was the best kiss she had ever had, sadly it wasn't from the one she wound up marrying.
It was no fun and extremely embarrassing sitting on the berm of the road waiting for AAA, but it did give him a chance to finally make one of the biggest decisions of his life.
When he slipped off his pants and plopped on the side of the bed, he thought about how awkward but how liberating it was to come out to his school mate.
He took off his shoes at the door and fell into bed fully dressed and completely exhausted from building the small shed that would hold his collection of assault rifles.
No amount of coaxing could get her to give up skateboarding because she wanted to be like the guys, dress like the guys, fall and get up like the guys and get praise like the guys.
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