Okay, so I'm still 39,000,000 behind in my quest to catch up with Justin Bieber's blog. I know I have to do something. So here are sme possible strategies I've come up. Which one do you think will work best?
--Reveal to the news that Justin Bieber is really my illegitimate child.
--Reveal that I am actually Banksy.
--Reveal that I have a video of me having kinky sex with Kim Kardashian.
--Reveal that I am the half-brother of Mitch McConnell and a former Afro-Cuban housemaid.
--Pull an Anthony Wiener.
If you have any more promising strategies, please let me know. Thanks.
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