Noah's Arks

"Dad, I'm tired of shoveling shit 24/7."
"Just a few more days, son, just a few more days."
This was a typical conversation on the literal Noah's ark, since very few animals could be trained to crap on time and on location. And even fewer could be trained to pee over the side of the ark. Unless they either didn't eat or they were really constipated.
You decide.

Now on the Noah's ark being planned by the Creation Museum, there will be room for a few animals, lots of paying customers and, of course, a gift shop.

The Noah's ark I like is the metaphorical one. There's space for everyone and room for lots of lessons.