Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Hot stock picks

LIPOFUEL, INC.
This innovative new company has the technology ready to collect fat from liposuction and turn it into biofuel. Considering the obesity epidemic in America, this business plan in a win-win for everyone. Patients get a discounted procedure, ecologists get a new alternative source for fuel, and all get a healthier America.

PRONTO PROCTO, INC.
This company has been buying up closed fast food facilities and turning them into medical clinics which provide easy, quick rectal exams. Customers just drive up the secured window, moon for the doctor, and drive to the next window for results. This no fuss service will also soon be available for mammograms.

KIDS-TO-GO, INC.
For young professionals who are too busy for kids but who would like to have them available for birthdays, Christmas, Easter and other special occasions, this company provides just the right ones. They come in such popular models as the Jon Benet Ramsey, the Justin Bieber, the super geek, the multi-sport athlete and others. This company is a subsidiary of Rooms-To-Go and will offer big discounts to anyone renting a room and kid together.

PSD, INC.
This company provides personal surveillance devices for the home or office in the forms of drones. These drones are configured as hummingbirds, goldfish, mice, spiders and other small creatures and can be operated from your home computer. They provide surveillance 24/7 and are reliable and modestly priced.

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