Penis license

 Every time you turn around, there’s another sex scandal, among the high and mighty as well among the ordinary folk. There are constant reports of rape, harassment, pedophilia, sex trade and infidelity.

There’s only one solution to solving this problem. Every male who has reached puberty must attend a certified Penis Care and Safety Course. When they pass the test at the end of the course, they get their penis license card. A photo on the license identifies the holder.
Any woman is legally allowed to see the license card and record the license number. The card is valid for the life of the holder, but can be taken for inappropriate behavior. For egregious behavior, the penis can be confiscated.