Penis

He knew even as a pre-teen that he would have a penis of formidable size. Embarrassed, he kept it under wraps as best he could for as long as he could. He never named it, and for a long time resisted the obvious career choices. But hard times forced his hand, and he turned out to be a natural at porn. He made an enviable living and won numerous awards for his acting. Through all his years in the business, his parents never knew. When he died, he chose to be cremated. Nobody was going to make a trophy of his manhood.