Please indulge me. I can’t get -gasms out of my head.
Cartgasm—what old men feel driving around the golf course
Dartgasm—getting 3 bullseyes in a row
Fartgasm—if you have kids or a goofy uncle, you know what that means
Heartgasm—what you feel on your wedding day
Martgasm—what Walmart shoppers feel when then enter the store
Quartgasm—you can figure that one out
Startgasm—what marathon runners feel at the beginning of the race
Wartgasm—once all those nasty things are removed
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