Dutiful Wife

 Dutiful Wife

My cat is in stress

My kids are depressed

I am distressed

And my husband is always horny

My kids have the flu

My dog has it too

My life is a zoo

And my husband is always horny

The sitter has quit

My kid had a fit

My life is just shit

And my husband is always horny

I’m half time at work

My boss is a jerk

My kids love to twerk

And my husband is always horny

So I’m in the pew

Asking what can I do

I don’t have a clue

And my husband is always horny

But this is the life

Of a dutiful wife

To smile through the strife

And my husband is always horn