Sunday, June 5, 2022

5 Republican haikus

 5 Republican haikus


Jordan and Jesus

My assault rifle near me

Constitution safe


I’ve got all I need

My dick, my balls and my gun

So I’m a firm no


Bang bang, not my fault

Dollars in my fat war chest

Supreme Court on board


Fear of too few guns

We fear our lives in danger

Walmart’s open now


Second Amendment

Holier than any God

Always gets the votes


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