Assault

 Let’s be fucking done with this. Let’s put a security guard with an assault weapon 24/7 at the entrance to every door of every building in America. Let’s make sure every homeowner has an assault weapon—at least one. Let’s make sure every child has a bullet proof vest to wear at school and in their neighborhoods. Let’s rewrite the Second Amendment to make sure it guarantees life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. 

This way no Republican will ever have to suffer or squirm. Every Republican will be able to sleep soundly.