Gun Boutique

 We know that when new gun legislation is pending, sales of guns skyrocket. But American entrepreneurship is also stepping up to the plate.

The Shoot ‘em up Gun Boutique carries a range of handguns in beautiful pastel colors. Guns can be engraved with your favorite sentiments. There are guns with pearl handles, mink handles and alligator handles. A range of t-shirts and other specialty items are available.

Madam Bonnie’s Gun Bordello has locations all throughout the Southwest. Ted Cruz is known to be a regular visitor. Guests can select from a number of Western wear outfits and guns. The ladies assist with target practice until the guest reaches orgasm.

Cecil’s Concealed Carry Clothing Company is offering a complete line of clothing in the latest styles and colors, all with concealed carry pockets. You can select from pants, shirts, vests and coats for men and women. Pockets are designed for quick and easy weapon retrieval.

For a limited time only, Walmart is offering a free AR-15 with the purchase of an AR-15 and 1000 rounds of ammunition. Just bring in the store coupon and use your Walmart credit card.

Judy’s Jewels has opened a new department of ammo jewelry. There are chains, necklaces, bracelets and rings, all with a range of bullet options. All jewelry is handmade in Texas. Some is only decorative, but all styles can function as sources of live ammunition.