March madness

 

March Madness sports update:

North Carolina has collected and analyzed the DNA of selected 5-year-olds. Based on that, they have offered a group of them annual stipends through age 18 for first option college recruiting.

Duke has purchased one of the confiscated Russian oligarch’s yachts to use as a basketball recruiting tool.

Kansas has recruited a group of area high school prom queens as escorts for prospective basketball players. 

New courses added to the college curricula and approved by the NCAA for basketball players at these colleges include: “Marketing Yourself in Social Media,” “The History of Sportswear” and “Sports Poetry.”

Of course, my David against the Goliaths is St. Peter’s. It’s always a bit of glory when the little guy can win against the schools who have the big money pots to recruit the best players and coaches and build the best facilities.