Disappointments

 My 5 biggest disappointments of 2020

1. Apple cider vinegar, baking soda, foot wraps, Roundup, leeches, nothing cured my toenail fungus.

2. Tom of Finland was out of my size of their deluxe men’s studded black leather party pants.

3. My gym closed so I could not continue training for my goal of People Magazine’s sexiest senior citizen of the year.

4. I did not get the expected letter from the Whitney Museum of American Art offering me a retrospective in 2022.

5. Mitch McConnell and Donald Trump are still on the planet.