McD's

How come McDonald’s has all the luck?

Now researchers have discovered that a chemical in the oil that fries the fries at McD’s has the ability to grow new hair follicles. 

So baldies, grab yourself a biggy fries, squeeze out the excess grease, consume the fries (now in a much healthier form) and rub the grease on your head. A good, cheap method that slakes hunger as an additional perk.

Good luck. I’m lovin’ it.