Wazzup?

Wazzup? I’m a professional football player. Truth be told, a sometime thug, too. But I score touchdowns, so my fans pretty much ignore that thug stuff I do. Yeah, I hit my girlfriend sometimes, but she can be a bitch. You don’t know how hard it is to keep that on-the-field violence off the field. I slap the towel and slap asses in the locker room, and, like I said, maybe slap the woman. Maybe my old neighborhood, maybe my arrogance or sense of entitlement, or I don’t know. I get interviewed a lot on TV because I know how to string those sports clichés together. I love my mama, my money, my big-ass house and my sculpted abs. Fame ain’t bad.