Hi, I'm handsome

Hi. I’m handsome, strikingly so. I have jet black curly hair and a 2-day beard. My wife is a former model with naturally blond hair and perfectly shaped and symmetrically placed breasts. We have two children, twins. The boy is 3 and reads at a 10th grade level. The girl speaks three languages, fluently. We have two homes, one in LA and an apartment in Trump Tower. We pledged to one another that when we become billionaires, we will put aside a few dollars to build a shelter for homeless miniature poodles. We once met Stephen Colbert at a Met gala. I’m certain you would like to meet us.