Friday, May 5, 2017

The Met Gala

My dress for the Met Gala cost more than the donation I made.
I have 5 houses all over the world. And, oh, the yacht, too.
I love the little people because they helped me become a billionaire.
I know I give a smaller percentage of my income to charity than the average guy, but I love to see my name on all those big buildings.
I deserve the best. The best lawyer, the best tax man, the best tailor, the best reputation manager and the best politicians.
All my offices are high enough that when I look down, the small people are actually small.
I learned a long time ago that integrity just gets in the way of wealth.

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