Penises live life like their owners. First we’re clueless,
then virile, then we drift a bit, then settle down, then wane in our
capacities, then reach acceptance. But it’s a little known fact that as we age
and sit and hang out with our owners, we reminisce, too…and become wise.
My advice to young penises.
Accept yourself for what you are. Recognize that sometimes your owner
will think with your head instead of his own. Live within your culture, but
don’t buy everything it tells you. Some cultures honor the penis, some can
hardly say the word. When people call
you names like dick, prick, dong, and slong, hold your head up high. And do
what nature asks of your for as long as you can.
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