Baby Jesus

 Baby Jesus is in the manger

So I’ll stop by after I finish my discount shopping
The ox and the ass came to the stable
Some ass tried to grab Bargain merchandise from me
The Three Kings have arrived
Oh, was one of them “King James”
Some plot to abduct and kill this child, Jesus
My guess is it was Hamas
They had to flee to Egypt
How long did they have to wait at the border crossing
His birth was to be a sign of renewal and hope
And how did that work out