New for Bengals fans:
Missing that manly odor? The new Bengals Locker Room Spray surrounds you with that awesome fragrance in an 8 oz. spray can suitable for home or office. Only $9.95 with a second can available at half price. Free shipping.
The All Season Bengals Shirt is laced with a grid of optic fibers that can control temperatures with a simple button. It cools or warms the body for comfort at all games, no matter the weather. An array of tiny LED lights flashes bright orange at the push of a button. Comes in many styles. Only $89.95.
Can’t get enough of Joe Burrow? The JB Digital Implant is what you need. A simple, painless tiny chip implant in the brain gives you thousands of images of Joe in your head at just a touch. Meditate Joe. Dream Joe. Savor Joe. All at a touch. Chip and implant procedure now only $495.
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