This guy Jesus, you know the one Christmas was named after. Is it true he was born on Black Friday? That’s what I heard. I’m confused. One person told me he came to save mankind, and another person told he came to save the retail sector. I also heard that the 3 wise men arrived in a sleigh and that Santa was Jesus’ great-grandfather.
I also heard that to escape danger, Jesus and his family escaped either to Egypt or Disneyworld. I know if Jesus was born again, I would visit him, bring my dog and bring him something fun and electronic. He’s probably gonna be born in a Motel 6.
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