825 AD, and I’m standing in line at the Quetzal Stop-and-Go. Bored, I’m reading the headlines of the Indigenous Enquirer:
“Finalists for the name of the Inca mountain retreat in Peru are Macchu Picchu and Macho Groucho. Citizens vote Tuesday.”
“Inca priests reject wheel concept. Say things will fall through hole in it.”
“Aztec leaders reject request for a Sacrificial Virgins Union.”
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